Bad Dates, Being Preggers, and a Man Named Kinky Friedman--Oh My!

Who hasn't been on a bad date? Or...several. Hundred.

Cheerleaders now sell lecherous doctors overpriced drugs! "Exaggerated motions, exaggerated smiles, exaggerated enthusiasm - they learn those things, and they can get people to do what they want." Give me a V-O-M-I-T! What does that spell!? The downfall of women in society!!!!! Rah!!! Oops, my natural size DD fell out. Sorry! Tee-hee!

Wait for the bling, y'all.

This man is running for governor in Texas. Of course. Kinky has been known to say things like, "Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her." Let's remember what Texas governors go on to do.