Superbowl 42!

That's right people, I am watching the Superbowl at the local sports bar. As Will says, "I love that the Superbowl is so important that it gets Roman Numerals!" Sigh. Hang tight, this should be a wild ride.

pre-game: some stupid "interview" with tom brady. i was hoping they would ask him what it was like to have two super modles knocked up at the same time. let the commercials begin! (disclaimer: i can't spell)

ok, so for the commercials, i will be taking a poll, 1-5 stars, 5 being the best. let the commercials commence!

obama commercial--smart to put it right before the game, but not a particularly moving one. i'm giving it a 2/5.

6:30pm yay! pats got some sort of good thing. people are really excited.

6:34pm: there has been a request that i call eli manning "baby manning"

6:36pm: godfather themed commercial...lots of screaming. it's an audi commercial. 3/5 stars.
some bud light commercial--people are talking! 4/5--people love it.

6:39: "i love football" --mdrum

6:40: incomplete! woo hoo! go pats!

6:42: pats intercepted a touchdown or something.

6:44: the pats did something good, and then they started touching each other. gay sex or an indication to fight? you be the judge. and...the giants scored a field goal. 3-0!

6:45: miss elliot, others in a diet pepsi commercial. used the SNL schtick about the two dudes who went clubs and listened to the "what is love? baby don't hurt me...don't hurt me no more..." earned solid 3.5/5 stars

6:48 something good for the pats. and then a shitty bud light commercial. sexism! 4! it indicated that boys like football and girls don't. our table, which has two men at it, indicates the opposite.

6:49: some scary fascist sock commercial. not attempt at humor; mdrum has indicacted it has to be punished for lack of it. -1/5 stars.

6:52: heidels is distracting mdrum from the game with the talk of boys.

6:54: something else happened that was good. a first down?

6:55: there is some speculation about tom brady's ankle! subject of tabloid gossip for the past two weeks. also, some giants coach is squatting like he might poop.

6:58: pass interfereance! food arrived!

6:59: screaming animals. similar to that scene in amalie where all those people have orgasims at the same time. lame itunes/doritos/some sort of singer commercial. borrrring. some insurance commercial. snore. this commercial break sucked.

7:02: WANTED THE MOVIE--it's 5/5 stars. COULDN"T be more excited if i tried.

7:06: um..tide commercial is 3/5

7:12: foul! chili in the lap!

7:13: soild 4/5 for a budwieser commercial involving clydesdayle training and dalmation. ROCKY THEME SONG

7:18: bitch slapping by the pats!! also, some weird wolverine commercial for toyota. lame.

7:22: i tell my sister, whom i am video chatting with, that there are 16 teevee screens in this room. 16.

7:26: belecheck is wearing a new sweatshirt.

7:27: nothing is worse than a men's room on superbowl sunday at a sportsbar. trust me.

7:28: we got sacked! heh. hot. some commercial about pushing a rock up the hill--to advertise a "new hybrid" for GMC that gets 21 MPG. way to go GM! we give it a -1. some weird indian geeks get ladies commercial for...what? we give it nothing.

7:31: i think we're on our 8 or 9 pitcher of shipyard export.

7:33: omg, halftime is coming up!! everything i have been waiting for...

7:34: heidi has rated one of the waitress' haircut a 2. she doesn't think it's appropriate for long haircuts. SO. there you go.

7:35: fumble! or something. sacked qb! loose ball! ever notice the refs look like they're doing american sign language?

7:37: my gf is a crazy cat lady. um, also, there is an official website.

7:38 next chronicals of narnia movie commercial. PLANTERS commercial: good song choice, take away message: if you're ugly and rub planters nuts all over your body, men will fall all over you. go get some nuts ladies!

7:40: ANOTHER break. seriously, i don't think the football people play for more than 30 seconds before commercials come into it. now, i am not a football fan, but come on.

7:40: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!! shilling some pepsi crap. we gave it a 4/5 stars. also, some doritos commercial with a big mouse. people around us laughed. but seriously, wtf is up with pepsi? why do many commercials.

7:44: mdrum is saying that she thinks the pats offensive line is trying to throw the game because they were paid off by guliani, aka Capt Terror.

8:04: OMG HALFTIME w/Tom Petty. did i mention the bet between will and rose? they've bet on songs that petty will play. we will see who wins!
GIANT arrow that went into the heart. not unlike...well, you can guess.
1.--american girl. 7 pts for rose, who has bet will on the songs tom petty would play.
"he doesn't look that bad!" wierd beard and moustache.
2.--won't back down. a classic! 7 points for will. tied game between the married couple.
3.--free falling! will wins another 7 points. 14-7, will. alarming number of lighters being waved in the crowd. is it
wise to allow these drunken superbowl people flames? i just discovered that our table is the only one singing here.
loudly. and badly. there are fireworks at the game! ezra is slightly embarrassed. oh shit, it might be learning to fly
next.
4.--running down the dream!
5.--shitballs, that might be it. and....it is. bummer.

OK Y'ALL. i can't take the football anymore. i'm outtie.